What is the worst smelling thing in your house? If you answered the cat’s litter box you’re probably wrong. And if you went there in the first place you should probably be changing the litter more often. I’ll give you a hint, it’s in your kitchen. (Please tell me your cat’s litter box is not […]
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“Hello, my name is Curmudgeon, and I’m a nerd.” The crowd murmurs “Hello Curmudgeon.” “Well it’s been kinda a tough week. I mean, it’s been months since I even so much as downloaded a new app for my phone. But my wife, Snowball, she keeps bringing home these cool tech toys from work like some […]
This simple method came to me in a flash of brilliance while my wife was watching one of those entertainment shows. The method is Don’t Take Naked Pictures of Yourself!!!! Taking these pictures and then whining about them getting posted is like banging your head on the wall for an hour and them whining about […]
My todo list is so long I can’t decide what to procrastinate about first.
Not too many years ago, when you saw someone walking down the street talking to himself, you figured he was crazy and a person to be avoided. But these days its not so easy to tell if the guy is crazy or just talking on his cell phone. Of course he may just be pretending […]